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Friday, February 06, 2009 ; ♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUNHO!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOL!! He's just too hot to BEAR! (: Ok, I signed a treaty with Stanley, showing that I officially joined his group, called th Dutchies. On YUNHO's birthday, good day to commemorate th signed treaty, including th one in history, and Yunho's birthday. *throws confetti* I got this new music video upload, then below is just normal post again, if it's long, sorry, but I'm sure you won't get bored.

Ajoo - Wealthy 2nd Generation

How was it? Hahas, anyways, I'm gonna blog now about th Literature lesson 2C had on Thursday, full of laughter. Mr Gaz came to our class, so we tought he was fierce at first, never had been under him before. ~~*I've got you~~ Under my skin*~~ Scrap that, back to th topic, we greeted him and he started talking about Literature, how important it is, how LUCKY we are to have Mdm Yasmin as our Literature Teacher ~~*puii*~~, he said that Mr Ari chose th best teacher for th best students, which are us express people. Then Mr Gaz said that there are 6 teachers who teach Literature, including him&Mdm Yasmin. So he showed us 6 with his fingers, and th one with th thumbs ~~down~~ up was Mdm Yasmin. Throw confetti? Andwae, never. Then he said th remaining five were ok ok, then he said he was th tallest, and close all th other fingers except .. for th tallest one among th five of course. 2C burst into laughter. He did say something which I can't remember, &actually, another class, either 2B or 2D, was clapping, and then Mr Gaz was like, "I really appreciate it, thank you for clapping." Hahas, then th whole class clapped for him. So he talked about us going for Sec 3, to choose between th 3subjects, Literature, History or Geography.

Mr.G~~*not GEE*~~: Who want to take literature next year, hands up.
2C: *quiet, no one hands up*
Mr.G: I'll take it as that you guys are shy, so no one dares to put their hands up.
2C: *laughing*
Mr.G: Ok, who DON'T want to take Literature put your hands up with shame.
2C: *hands up ~~with~~ without shame* - *laughing*

Mr Gaz then described th other subjects, firstly, History. What is history? His definition, a study of DEAD people. So everyone laughed, then he told us that we guys love to study dead people, one day must work in th mortuary~~(is this how you spell it?)~~. He also said that when you open your textbook, all you see is one common thing, DEAD PEOPLE FACES! Then I think Zhengwei, corrected Mr Gaz by saying that Lee Kuan Yew is inside, &therefore, history isn't only about studying dead people, Mr Gaz's new definition, a study of dead&DYING people. Laughter is everywhere again. I forgot what happen next, but Jerry said something like, "We are history!" So Mr Gaz was like asking us if we heard someone talking, other than th 39 of us. He even asked if we saw anyone sitting behind, where Jerry was sitting. When we said no, he wanted to chiong out of our 'haunted' classroom. So hilarious! Then th next subject, Geography.

Mr.G: Who is your teacher?
2C: Ms Kang!
Mr.G: Last year?
2C: Mrs Hawazi!
Stanley: We hardly learn anything this year for Geography, since we're slow.
Mr.G: I don't think you're slow, I think you're just focusing on Ms Kang. *he did th sexy wave when he said Kang*
2C: *hahahahahahas*
Stanley: No lahs, I think Mrs Hawazi better.
Mr.G: Or, is it you like older woman?
2C: *HAHAHAHAHS*
Mr.G: It's natural for people to like others, like here we have someone who have weird taste ..

It's so funny lahs. Then he said he can draw Singapore exactly how it looks like on th globe. One simple DOT! Hahas, then he said one time he was spinning th globe then his friend sneezed, then all th mucus, or th other one, was on China. Then his reaction was like, "Wahs, there's so many Singapore in China." LOL! Lame but funny. He then talked about New Water, which I don't remember appear from where, he once asked his students who were visiting th water plant, to ask th tour guide if it is pure, how high? So his student asked, and th tour guide was like, very high percentage. Ask again, same answer, then th real answer was, 99.97%(WAS IT?!) or 99.7%, let's stick it to 99.7%. It was 99.7% pure! So it contains 0.3% SHIT! He told us that he once wanted to drink it, then he saw black particles, smaller than Singapore, lol, swimming inside th drink. Then th friend just drank it. Sick enough? He asked a few of us how it taste like to drink New Water, since we drink it during NDP. All got different answers, weird, bitter, not nice.

Mr.Gaz: You know why all different taste?
Asri*while laughing*: COS ALL DIFFERENT SHIT!
2C: *hahahahaahhas*

He told us about geography, all th flood, tsunami and earthquakes. He talked about this story, where he and his friend were walking through th flood, which was like up to their waist, around that time, they were kind of short? So then he was chit-chatting with his friend, talk talk talk, then when he turn, he saw no one. He saw bubble coming out from th water, so supposedly, it's his friend. He save his friend, using his sling bag, which hit his friend's head, hahas. Moral of th story; MORON. HAHHAAHAHAS! Why? I also don't know, that's in my points of view. He gave us this worksheet, which was somehow related to some of th stuffs he talked about, honesty is th best policy. That's how th class ends, pathetic right? But it was much much BETTER than Mdm Yasmin's class. But like what Mr Gaz said, we might get th best teacher, but th NA's get SMARTER teacher. :D Ok, I'm going to end here for now, see you next week, *snaps hand*.