Summary about Part One:
TVXQ qreetinqs. JaeJoongie and his da~~~ when introducinq his name is too cute (: Changmin, omq lauqhter kinq. Oh yeah, pardon me, let me tell you whose who, basically to really know, you'll have to watch th video. From left to riqht:
Xiah Junsu, Micky Yoochun, Youngwoong JaeJoong, Max Changmin&U-Know Yunho
ShinYoung had to choose among all those 5hot guys, which one of them is her ideal man? &her lauqh was hilarious~ So like a quy! She chose Yunho th ldr, not bad choice. JaeJoong talked in Japanese, &Ji Won(guy in blue checkered) was all th blur looks T_T &he only heard "Koko koko". Funny sia! Yunho's turn was th most funniest lahs, he had to talk Chinese, so it sounded strange to th MC's&th others. MC JaeSeok was thinking that Yunho was lying about talking Chinese. Yunho look disappointed when all of them laughed as he was talking. Th editor of this show is freaking rude in a funny way. He edited Yunho's figure out of th real cut&pasted in on a background picture of a train; it's because MC JaeSeok said that Yunho sounded like th announcer at th subway stations. Junsu's Kenyan was damn stupid lahs, he just spitted out nonsense words&ended it with a bambaya~ Oh I miss that word. Everyone was noisy when it comes to JaeJoong being a smooth talker. Talked about famous female artists they know, when they said Koda Kumi(was it?), th quy with blonde hair, Hong chul who reminds me of Mr Teng, was like, "Ohhs~ I know that person" ShinYoung asked him who, &he whispered back with a 'molla', which means I don't know. Hahas~
What did TVXQ miss back then when they're in Japan? Answer&Reasons.
Yunho: Soondae soup~ (Soondae is a kind of korean sausage)
Reason: Very delicious, came back from Japan th 5/7 of th week ate it for meals.
Changmin: Friends~
Reason: He miss talking to them, sadly, alot went to army, so he was left alone
JaeJoong: Sauna~ (WTH IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!)
Reason: No time to go sauna in Japan, if he went, no fans will realise it's him since he is butt naked(*that's what he personally said), to be correct, naked.
Yoochun: Th Korean Staffs~ (Aww, so sweet :D)
Reason: Korean staffs are different than Japanese ones, misses drinking with all.
Junsu: Misses being in 'Come To Play'~(It's th show they're in NOW!)
Reason: Junsu wanted what he misses to be better than th others, especially Yoochun.
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Summary of Part Two:
TVXQ showed some moves of their hottest sinqle 'Mirotic' from their 4th Album. Back then TVXQ was known as th 5major organs systems; '5 Viscera&6 Entrails'. Because without each other, they're nothing, lol. &if they were known as that till know, their nicknames will have changed to, Intestine Yoochun, Pancreas Changmin, Kidney Xiah, Cardiac JaeJoong. ShinYoung, that's th nicest nickname uu've created. Yoochun says they were known as SM5, I was thinking it was S.M as in their company, but it turned out to be a car brand, &when they said it, it was blurred out/censored. Then Mc JaeSeok was thinking of their nicknames if they turned out to be SM5. Handle Changmin, Airbag Yoochun, Wiper Junsu, Mirror JaeJoong, why oh why did they miss out Yunho's? They actually tought Dong Bang Bul Pae(*Eastearn Invincible/Undefeated) but it was too much altough they had th rights to use th name from th company itself, so they decided on Dong Bang Shin Ki(*in Korean it means Rising Gods of th East), how cool is that? No wonder they had a single called 'Rising Sun'.
&omq? ShinYoung sang 'The way you are' is so funny, &they showed a short clip of JaeJoong singing, his hair sucks there! Hahas, Buddhist Version of 'The way you are', JaeJoong made that up, sounds weird. &th director edited his figure out&placed it in a buddhist prayer clothes, how rude, in a funny way, duhhs~
Next up was th 'Do As You Wish' game, it's a ranking game where the members are ranked according to the question, so they're like the answers. The member's chair will rise if they're ranked first, but sink if they're ranked 5th/last. The rest remains the same. First up, Junsu's ranking question, "Greedy pig! Who is Encarnation of Jealousy?" Th non-players; Hong Chul, ShinYoung&Ji Won will have to guess whose first. All guessed wrong except for th smart Mr Teng; Hong Chul. He said it has to be Yunho since he's th leader, because he can't complain. Changmin was last, his chair went down smoothly&he clapped, lol. Why Changmin? Junsu's reason was because, Changmin doesn't think at all(LOL!), he don't know when to act jealous? Is someone else being favoured? Stuffs like that. To shorten it, Junsu said Changmin's mind is BLANK! 4th place, Junsu. Lol MC Kim, trying to tease Junsu saying he didn't want to make it obvious that he has no brains like Changmin, therefore he put his name 4th. He said he didn't think stuffs like he said about Changmin(*so his mind is BLANK too), but it's just that he is very nice :D Aww, kind Junsu. Changmin trying to fight back because of Junsu's reasons of him being very nice while Changmin being BLANK. 1st place is, Yunho th leader! He look embarrassed, covering his face. Hahas, Yunho complained to Junsu by saying, "So that's what uu think?!" Junsu's reason for Yunho being first place because Yunho acts like a baby sometimes, that's just too cute. Although he appears masculine, among themselves Yunho's like a little kid. Then he gave an example saying that when they had to do make up, Yunho will act like a baby and say, "Do th make up on me first~!" ShinYoung laughed excitedly, Junsu, "Why are uu so excited?" ShinYoung, "I was just trying to imagine!" Yunho showed an example of him saying "me too me too me too~" in a cute way, so he asked all of them to compliment on MC JaeSeok's red bowtie. &he was so ADORABLE! ShinYoung got crazy herself hahas!
Next round, Who Doesn't Like Fashion? Everyone went Junsu Junsu! Then Junsu said that he doesn't like changing clothes. He said it was too bothersome, I don't think so Junsu, especially when uu're trying to attract someone. Yoochun gives an experience where once they went shopping for new clothes, &Junsu will just look at th mannequin(display doll!)&look at what it's dressed in&buys th outfit(LOL!). Junsu fighting back, saying he doesn't know to mix&match clothes, so he just wear it th way it looked on th mannequin. This was really a round, it's just th MC's out of a sudden question.
Next round(REAL!), Micky Yoochun's quiz, "Who has th know how to have th most fantastic contact list of other celebrities?" Yunho, Hong Chul&Changmin was asked who should be first, &they all said JaeJoong. When it was Junsu's turn, he said, "Everyone else but me." Everyone went laughing of course. 5th place was Changmin again, he clapped somehow sarcastically? JaeJoong was laughing&clapping, bad .. So they asked Changmin what is wrong with him? &Junsu answered for Changmin, "His mind is just BLANK!" Hahas, Junsu uu're too funny right now. Changmin said he had friends, but th closest one is th one whom he had known for 10years, even though he knows other celebrities, he prefer drinking out himself alone. JaeJoong said that although he drinks alone, he drinks at th playground in front of Changmin's house(HAHAS!). Changmin told them that there was one day where JaeJoong, Yoochun&Tablo(from Epik High) asked him out, but Changmin refuses, so Tablo said that, "Changmin is th hardest person to meet aside from Seo Tae Ji(a TOP korean artist, obviously hard to meet cos confirm damn busy lahs.) It shows that Changmin really never comes out.
Ok I'll end this here, continue tomorrow, this is specially done for Melissa OK! And for th rest of uu, who are bored. I highlighted th parts which were hilarious.