Monday, August 25, 2008 ; ♥
I'M ONLY GOING TO POST ABOUT JOKES THAT I RECALL TODAY! EVER SINCE MY BRO MADE ME FED UP BY CLOSING TH WEB WITHOUT TELLING ME AND I HAVEN'T SAVED TH POST I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH!
Ok anyways, let's start wib today's morninq :)
Larry: Ok do it like this!
Ean: *does anyhow*
Larry: See uur friend over there, *points to Ean*, he's doinq it wronqly.
Everyone: *hahahhahas*
Recess Period:
Yiying: OMG! I saw my worst enemy.
Tahira and Sonia: Who who who?! *looks around* Giresh arhs?!
Yiying: Isn't it obvious?
Tahira and Sonia: Ohh ..
Yiying: So irritatinq lorhs he, he keep scoldinq lorhs.
Tahira: what happened ?
Sonia and Tahira: *Hi-5*
Sonia: Ehs don't qqohs 2nd floor toilet, scary th liqhts went off itself!
Tahira: Censor larhs basket!
Lay Koon: I'm scared, but I still want to qqohs 2nd floor toilet.
Melissa: *draqs lay koon* Let's qqohs.
Tahira: Wait for me!
Sonia: Walao basket, I don't want to qqohs liaos le, *reqrets sayinq and followed!*
Maths Period:
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Beyonce at Burqer Kinq, I've seen Beyonce at Burqer Kinq ..
Felicia: *looks shock*
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Felicia at Burqer kinq ..
Felicia: *frowns*
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Sharife at burqer kinq, he ordered 10 cheeseburqer wib Onion's rinqs, chocolate shakes and a pile of fries!
Felicia: *frowns first .. Hahahahahahas*
Science Period: ---- Whole Class watches 1A and 1B passinq by at th corridor for 5mins ++ ----
Enqlish Period:
Sonia's, Donq Hui's, Jian Honq's, Zhenqwei's, Zhe En's, Jerry's presentation.
Sonia: ~ Talks about birthday qifts - Piqqie HP holder she qort from Felicia ~
Donq Hui: ~ Talks about birthday qifts - Soft piq toy which is freakinq kawaii! ~
Jian Honq: ~ Talks about floorball - Shows off th super duper uber cool move(Sonia ask me write this) ~
Zhenqwei: ~ Talks about Table Tennis - Shows a videoclip of Korea vs Japan - Womens .. ~
Zhe En: ~ Alot ppl clapped dunno why when he's so quiet - Talks about birthday qift ~
Jerry: ~ Talk about talent - Plays Violin - Shows video clip of him playinq violin ~
--- All qort back CA test Paper, suckish sia my score, 14/25 --- Presentation score, Tahira = 13/15, Sonia 13/15 ---
CME Period:
Tahira: I'm th Ham, uu're th cheese -*Points at Sonia*- uu're th lettuce -*Points at Ferli*- uu're th bread -*points at Melissa*-.
Sonia: Abraham th ham larhs.
Tahira: Oh .. She's th ham, I'm th cheese ..
Sonia and Tahira: *dances* I'm th ham, uu're th cheese.
Sonia: Make qood cpl eh?
Sonia: Ehs, uu know Marilyn's bloq?
Tahira: Yahs ..
Sonia: U qort see she put SOMA Bestie? *expects me to not know th ans*
Tahira: Amos ..
Sonia: How uu know? I took so lonq to react in order to know sia!
Tahira: When it comes to Marilyn, doesn't it link to him?
Sonia: T_T
Sonia: Try writinq my name backwards, ainoS!
Tahira: arihaT? *suckish* - uur's sounds like I nose, mine's sounds like, Ari-Hat.
Sonia: Try Huisi name, Aiman, Melissa, Giresh, Felicia, Stanley, Sharife, Xin Rong ..
Tahira: isiuH, namiA, ass-ileM, hse-riG, aicileF, yelnatS, efirahS, gnor-nix.
Sonia: 0.0
Tahira: Huisi's = I-see-uuhs(pronounce as uu!), Aiman's like qirl, Felicia's = I-See-Lef(pronounce as left) Stanley's = Yell-nuts! Xin Ronq's like a new qnome monster, qnor-nix ..
Sonia: Lol ..
Aiman: Felicia's = aicileF. So it's like I-see-Left. *note: He's tokinq to Huisi and Felicia*
Tahira: I see left, uu see riqht!
Huisi: * from bad mood chanqes to qood mood and starts lauqhinq!! *
Sonia: It's Britney, Bitch.
Tahira: Zzz .. It's Britney Bitch.
Sonia: * says all th way * Waa nice surname sia.
Tahira *hahahahas*
Sonia: Who uu callinq bitch, bitch?
Tahira: Bitch, bitch :) *acts as th replier*
After school:
Sec 3 quy: * he's talkinq shyt at this moment *
Kelsey: Quiet larhs!
All: *walks out of school*
Kelsey: * shows emo face *
Tahira: Don't sad, I buy uu ice cream ok *points to th ice cream man whom we just passed*
Tahira: See larhs, bus 10 just pass.
Kelsey: We stay here first.
Tahira: Felicia - If qort bus number 10 tell me!
-- A few minutes later --
Felicia: Ehs bus number 10!
Tahira: Oi chionq arhs chionq arhs!
Kelsey and Tahira: *rushes for th bus*
In th bus:
Tahira: Ehs I qort tell uu th joke that my kuzzin listen to my dad and bro talkinq?
Kelsey: Nope.
Tahira: Ok, my bro asked my dad why China qort alot of Gold medals, so my dad replied said he qort alot of silver. So my kuzzin was thinkinq, ' silver hair ' .
Kelsey: Hahas.
Tahira: Grey, white or silver hair better?
Sonia and Kelsey: White
Tahira: Lol, if silver ppl tot uu paint.
Tahira: Kelsey where uu live?
Kelsey: U qort see th lonqkanq? U walk there straiqht until uu see Lorong K, K for Kelsey hahas!
Sonia: Loronq? I tot tht one at Geylang?
Tahira: LOL!
Kelsey: No larhs .. Lorong K!
After Kelsey aliqhted:
Sonia: U know what's that Royal thinqy?
Tahira: Restaurant? Weddinq Caterinq?
Sonia: No, it's somehow like office, my aunt tell me one. Then one time my kuzzin asked, ehs let's eat here!
Tahira: Hahas.
Sonia: Johnny Walker lehs!
Tahira: Facinq th PUB!
Sonia: Lol .
Tahira: Ehs look at tht quy joqqinq, ppl joq he walk lol.
Sonia: Fan of Johnny Walker, should be Johnny Joqqer!
Tahira: Lol.
Sonia: Omq I saw a double decker bus, chehs 14.
Tahira: Zzz ..
Sonia: Omq I saw another double decker bus, chehs another 14.
Tahira: Lol .
Sonia: Omq I saw another double decker, chehs it turned that way.
Tahira: Wth?
Tahira: U better stop this and aliqht now before another double decker no.12 comes.
Sonia: Zzz ok.
Tahira: Chionq down larhs before it's too late uu miss th bus stop.
Sonia: Relax ..
After Sonia aliqhted: -- Saw a double decker bus number 12 -- Hopes Sonia doesn't miss it -- Too bad, she DID!
Ok anyways, let's start wib today's morninq :)
Larry: Ok do it like this!
Ean: *does anyhow*
Larry: See uur friend over there, *points to Ean*, he's doinq it wronqly.
Everyone: *hahahhahas*
Recess Period:
Yiying: OMG! I saw my worst enemy.
Tahira and Sonia: Who who who?! *looks around* Giresh arhs?!
Yiying: Isn't it obvious?
Tahira and Sonia: Ohh ..
Yiying: So irritatinq lorhs he, he keep scoldinq lorhs.
Tahira: what happened ?
Sonia and Tahira: *Hi-5*
Sonia: Ehs don't qqohs 2nd floor toilet, scary th liqhts went off itself!
Tahira: Censor larhs basket!
Lay Koon: I'm scared, but I still want to qqohs 2nd floor toilet.
Melissa: *draqs lay koon* Let's qqohs.
Tahira: Wait for me!
Sonia: Walao basket, I don't want to qqohs liaos le, *reqrets sayinq and followed!*
Maths Period:
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Beyonce at Burqer Kinq, I've seen Beyonce at Burqer Kinq ..
Felicia: *looks shock*
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Felicia at Burqer kinq ..
Felicia: *frowns*
Sonia and Tahira: I've seen Sharife at burqer kinq, he ordered 10 cheeseburqer wib Onion's rinqs, chocolate shakes and a pile of fries!
Felicia: *frowns first .. Hahahahahahas*
Science Period: ---- Whole Class watches 1A and 1B passinq by at th corridor for 5mins ++ ----
Enqlish Period:
Sonia's, Donq Hui's, Jian Honq's, Zhenqwei's, Zhe En's, Jerry's presentation.
Sonia: ~ Talks about birthday qifts - Piqqie HP holder she qort from Felicia ~
Donq Hui: ~ Talks about birthday qifts - Soft piq toy which is freakinq kawaii! ~
Jian Honq: ~ Talks about floorball - Shows off th super duper uber cool move(Sonia ask me write this) ~
Zhenqwei: ~ Talks about Table Tennis - Shows a videoclip of Korea vs Japan - Womens .. ~
Zhe En: ~ Alot ppl clapped dunno why when he's so quiet - Talks about birthday qift ~
Jerry: ~ Talk about talent - Plays Violin - Shows video clip of him playinq violin ~
--- All qort back CA test Paper, suckish sia my score, 14/25 --- Presentation score, Tahira = 13/15, Sonia 13/15 ---
CME Period:
Tahira: I'm th Ham, uu're th cheese -*Points at Sonia*- uu're th lettuce -*Points at Ferli*- uu're th bread -*points at Melissa*-.
Sonia: Abraham th ham larhs.
Tahira: Oh .. She's th ham, I'm th cheese ..
Sonia and Tahira: *dances* I'm th ham, uu're th cheese.
Sonia: Make qood cpl eh?
Sonia: Ehs, uu know Marilyn's bloq?
Tahira: Yahs ..
Sonia: U qort see she put SOMA Bestie? *expects me to not know th ans*
Tahira: Amos ..
Sonia: How uu know? I took so lonq to react in order to know sia!
Tahira: When it comes to Marilyn, doesn't it link to him?
Sonia: T_T
Sonia: Try writinq my name backwards, ainoS!
Tahira: arihaT? *suckish* - uur's sounds like I nose, mine's sounds like, Ari-Hat.
Sonia: Try Huisi name, Aiman, Melissa, Giresh, Felicia, Stanley, Sharife, Xin Rong ..
Tahira: isiuH, namiA, ass-ileM, hse-riG, aicileF, yelnatS, efirahS, gnor-nix.
Sonia: 0.0
Tahira: Huisi's = I-see-uuhs(pronounce as uu!), Aiman's like qirl, Felicia's = I-See-Lef(pronounce as left) Stanley's = Yell-nuts! Xin Ronq's like a new qnome monster, qnor-nix ..
Sonia: Lol ..
Aiman: Felicia's = aicileF. So it's like I-see-Left. *note: He's tokinq to Huisi and Felicia*
Tahira: I see left, uu see riqht!
Huisi: * from bad mood chanqes to qood mood and starts lauqhinq!! *
Sonia: It's Britney, Bitch.
Tahira: Zzz .. It's Britney Bitch.
Sonia: * says all th way * Waa nice surname sia.
Tahira *hahahahas*
Sonia: Who uu callinq bitch, bitch?
Tahira: Bitch, bitch :) *acts as th replier*
After school:
Sec 3 quy: * he's talkinq shyt at this moment *
Kelsey: Quiet larhs!
All: *walks out of school*
Kelsey: * shows emo face *
Tahira: Don't sad, I buy uu ice cream ok *points to th ice cream man whom we just passed*
Tahira: See larhs, bus 10 just pass.
Kelsey: We stay here first.
Tahira: Felicia - If qort bus number 10 tell me!
-- A few minutes later --
Felicia: Ehs bus number 10!
Tahira: Oi chionq arhs chionq arhs!
Kelsey and Tahira: *rushes for th bus*
In th bus:
Tahira: Ehs I qort tell uu th joke that my kuzzin listen to my dad and bro talkinq?
Kelsey: Nope.
Tahira: Ok, my bro asked my dad why China qort alot of Gold medals, so my dad replied said he qort alot of silver. So my kuzzin was thinkinq, ' silver hair ' .
Kelsey: Hahas.
Tahira: Grey, white or silver hair better?
Sonia and Kelsey: White
Tahira: Lol, if silver ppl tot uu paint.
Tahira: Kelsey where uu live?
Kelsey: U qort see th lonqkanq? U walk there straiqht until uu see Lorong K, K for Kelsey hahas!
Sonia: Loronq? I tot tht one at Geylang?
Tahira: LOL!
Kelsey: No larhs .. Lorong K!
After Kelsey aliqhted:
Sonia: U know what's that Royal thinqy?
Tahira: Restaurant? Weddinq Caterinq?
Sonia: No, it's somehow like office, my aunt tell me one. Then one time my kuzzin asked, ehs let's eat here!
Tahira: Hahas.
Sonia: Johnny Walker lehs!
Tahira: Facinq th PUB!
Sonia: Lol .
Tahira: Ehs look at tht quy joqqinq, ppl joq he walk lol.
Sonia: Fan of Johnny Walker, should be Johnny Joqqer!
Tahira: Lol.
Sonia: Omq I saw a double decker bus, chehs 14.
Tahira: Zzz ..
Sonia: Omq I saw another double decker bus, chehs another 14.
Tahira: Lol .
Sonia: Omq I saw another double decker, chehs it turned that way.
Tahira: Wth?
Tahira: U better stop this and aliqht now before another double decker no.12 comes.
Sonia: Zzz ok.
Tahira: Chionq down larhs before it's too late uu miss th bus stop.
Sonia: Relax ..
After Sonia aliqhted: -- Saw a double decker bus number 12 -- Hopes Sonia doesn't miss it -- Too bad, she DID!
